So here they are, winner of this year's Ben Cream Prize for Peace, Gareth Jones and Christmas Crackers.
Thank you and goodnight!
We went through the tiniest of villages and out of the blue, Santa hopped out of Christmas crackers and started dishing out pressies to the local kids.
Amazing smiles from the local kids, in fact one burst into tears when she didn't get one, do Santa had to go back and say she had been nice, not naughty. Excellent work.